These signs of obsession were gathered off http://web.archive.org/web/20030219231208/http://www.melisssa.net/fever/, as well as my own ideas. If you would like to send me another symptom, just email me at ginger_tan@love.com.
1. You own a wool hat.
2. You know all the words to Riu Chiu (and you don't speak Spanish).
3. You believe, "Love is the ultimate trip."
4. You've slept with a Monkees record/CD.
5. You know all the words to "Goin' Down."
6. You learned to play an instrument so you could play your fav Monkee songs.
7. You spent a TON of money on a rare record, and you don't have a record player!
8. You've ever said, "You do and I'll be sorry!"
9. You know in the opening scene of Alias Micky Dolenz, Micky's fly was half down.
10. You've had your own Monkee Romp.
11. Your screen name/email is Monkee related.
12. You like "The Day We Fall in Love."
13. Your vocabulary includes, "Groovy, hip, psychedelic, babe, gear, fab, boss."
14. You own a Monkeeman suit.
15. You often Peter up your outfit (belt on the left, mismatched socks).
16. When you eat chili you declare it is in honor of Micky Dolenz.
17. You become a vegetarian like Peter! (After you complete number 16)
18. You use kretch as a swear word.
19. You read and write fan fiction.
20. You know what The Monkees and "White Out" have in common.
21. You get strange looks from people because you Monkee walk with your friends everywhere.
22. To start a conversation, you start with the beginnings of "Zilch."
23. You think all the love songs are about you.
24. When someone asks you to stand up, you say, "I am standing up!"
25. You refer to your room as "the Pad."
26. You have read Mike's books.
27. You can play cribbage.
28. You quote from Monkees TV shows/movies/songs without realizing it.
29. You go out with someone because they look like a Monkee.
30. You have nicknamed each of your friends after one of the Monkees.
31. When you wake up you say, "I wish Mike were here."
32. You think of cream of root beer every time you eat soup.
33. You think that Micky is a very pretty woman with a blonde wig on backwards.
34. Your dream guy must have triangular sideburns. And his hair parted to the right. And a green hat. And aviator glasses. And a southern accent.
35. You wonder why none of your "normal" friends don't think the ad libs in I'm Gonna Buy Me a Dog are hilarious.
36. You think Mr. Scheider has a great personality!
37. Whenever you put on a necklace you find yourself singing "Magic locket..."
38. You know that the proper spelling of the song is "Valleri."
39. If you have a female pet, you name it Valleri, Magnolia Simms, MaryMary, etc., and if its a male, you name it after a Monkee or Mr. Scheider (or Mr. Babbit, if it has a temper)
40. You don't trust fortune tellers!
41. You own an 8 button shirt.
42. Your favorite Monkee songs are the obscure ones.
43. You call the bathroom the comfort room.
44. You know why Peter went to jail.
45. When someone says its too quiet, you think of George Michael Dolenz.
46. You know the connection between Davy Jones and David Bowie.
47. You pass out flyers for the Texas prairie chicken.
48. You beat up coke machines.
49. You know where Micky's moog is!
50. You play your nose.
51. You go on a Love Something Ugly Week.
52. When introducing yourself to new people, you tell them your last name is Nesmith.
53. Every time you see a horse you yell loudly, "Look, it's Peter and Davy!" and scare the crap out of your friends.
54. You know that Micky was taught on a left handed drum kit, and he is right handed.
55. You address people with afros as "Fuzzy Wuzzy."
57. You are afraid to open the comfort room mirror in fear that there will be a giant eye staring back at you.
58. You can Davy Dance! (If you can, teach me how cause I'm having a heck of a time learning it!)
59. You know what Cuddly Toy is really about.
60. You call people "Shotgun."
61. You love the way Mike opens a bag of pretzels.
62. You've been kissing your posters for sooooooooooooooooo long that you actually like the taste of paper now.
63. You try to climb up your vacuum cleaner so you can find Micky, Mike, and Peter at the end.
64. In history class: When Patrick Henry was in Virginia, he made a speech we all recall. He said to the people of Charlotte town: United we stand! Divided we fall!
65. When going to bars you order milk.
66. You've kissed Peter.
67. You know who Bob Dobalena really is.
68. You consider this as a to do list.
69. You name inanimate objects after them.
70. You've trained your fish to eat furniture.
71. You go around the house, silently (but sometimes not) acting out Monkees fantasies.
72. During said fantasies, when the Monkees have to leave or something bad happens, you walk around the house for days acting depressed, and you do such a good job that your mother asks whats the matter.
73. Any time you see a Monkees font, you announce it to your friends and family, or any unfortunate soul who happens to be standing nearby.
