Look, guys. This is stupid.
At our own schools, we have no one to really talk to about the Monkees. We're alone, we're ridiculed, we're the rejects. Let's face that. As a substitute for real life friends, we use twitter to communicate with those who have the same hobbies and enjoy the same things as we do. In addition to that, we can pretend we're someone else for a little while. I love getting to act with all of you guys, and it's much better than a friendship with a person at school who doesn't even give a damn about you. For the past few weeks, however, stuff has been getting a little... weird.

First, it was those new Monkees fans who joined twitter. You know, the ones with "whore" and stuff in their names. This got me peeved, but I otherwise ignored it. Then we got the new roleplayers. They seemed to come in one big KABOOM. We went from RP deprived, to drowning in Mickys, Peters, Davys, and Mikes. What really stinks is that nearly all of them are gay. I don't have anything against homosexuality, but it kinda ruins the roleplaying when there's too much if it going on. All the girls (or at least me) are sitting here, thinking, "Well what happened to the attention WE used to get?" 

And what happened to just talking to each other? Now it's all about sex. Constantly, sex. We're teens, I get it. We have sexual tension. But all the time? Can we stop the sex for just a little bit? Can things change to a brighter atmosphere? Please? I'm getting a little bit frustrated, and it would be greatly appreciated if everyone can just cool it with all this.

This has been a public service announcement.